(boring story) Waiting for Calvin Klein Jeans at Costco

* Warning, extremely boring story… BUT, a lot of my visitors love my boring stories.  So, here we go.

I am waiting for black Calvin Klein jeans at Costco.  I’ve been waiting for them for a few years now. I want size 30×30.

My waist size goes up and down, so I keep 30, 31, & 32 inch waist jeans.

I’ve been enjoying my 30" waist for last 3 months.   I think I look the best in 30" waist.  I look like a rock star.  I had 31 inch waist for last 10-15 years.  Did you know most professional body builders have 29" – 31" waist when they compete?

Sometimes I completely lose it and expand to 32".  It takes a few months to get back to 31" – it’s not easy to lose 1 inch.

I have about 20 pairs of 32" waist dress pants.  I bought a whole bunch for my old job.  Now I don’t work there any more.  Black jeans are fine at my new job.  It is so much efficient to wear jeans at work.  I can wear same pair of jeans for 3 days straight.  And I don’t have to iron my pants.

So, below is my jeans breakdown / shopping list.

  • 30 Inches
    • Currently own – 1 black, 2 blue
    • Need to buy – 4 black, 0 blue
  • 31 Inches
    • Currently own – 3 black, 2 blue
    • Need to buy – 2 black (and trash old blacks).
  • 32 Inches
    • Currently own – 1 black, 1 blue
    • Need to buy – 0

 *Since Costco doesn’t sell 31" waist jeans, I’ll have to get them elsewhere.