Twilight

The first 2 episodes of Twilight movies were on TV last weekend. (Twilight & New Moon).

I’m a grown a$$ man, so I don’t care to watch teenybopper movies. But I just wanted to see what all the craziness was about. So, I gave it a chance with an open mind.

It didn’t take me too long to realize how stupid this was. 

Team Edward? Team Jacob? Ha~!

These girls have no brains. There should be no such argument.

It is obvious that Edward is much better than Jacob.
Who would not like Edward and side with Jacob? Edward is romantic, sexy, and good-looking. Jacob is basically a dog (bow wow). Anyone who likes Jacob should get their head checked.

I mean, can’t you see Edward’s love for Bella is deeper than that of Jacob’s? 
(sighs)