Why some people hate Americans. Shame on me

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Oh boy. This is why some people hate Americans. Shame on me.

I have a good diet, but I get a special craving once in a while – I need some serious eatin’.  Once I ate 2 pound steak and won a t-shirt.  And I set my own sushi eating record almost 10 years ago (Dec 16. 2008).

Last week, I went to an all you can eat place.  Below is a picture of what I ate.  It was satisfying and I felt no guilt.  God bless America.

*I am 5’7″ 155lb.  Sorry about bad pictures.  The restaurant was dark.

I think it started way back when I was growing up poor.  I would visit my rich relatives once in a while and they would have unlimited food… good food.  I remember how overwhelmed I was, and how committed I was to eat as much as I could.

Mm… maybe I think too much. I like to pig out once a while.. we all do.

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New Air Conditioner

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I did it.  Now I have a central air conditioner like rich people do.

I remember about ten years ago.  The thermostat inside my apartment would pass 100 degree mark… and it would stay up there for 3 days straight. Now I have a house with better insulation, but I didn’t have a central air conditioner.  Last year alone, I spent about 40 days feeling miserable in my hot living room.

Finally, my suffering is over. I’ve been planning and saving for years for central air conditioner.

But, I feel strange, though. I feel little empty inside now that this is done.  I need to find another hobby, save for a convertible, or something.  If I had a family of my own I would not feel this weird after buying a dang air conditioner.  I think living alone has a lot to do with my emotional ground.  I now have nothing else to look forward to.  I need to come up with something to keep me excited.

All and all, I am enjoying my new life style.  There is more life to live.  More to come…

 

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I feel blessed that people much younger than I am at work take me as friend.  They seem to find me fun and easy to talk to.  Ana is about 20 years younger than I am.  She works at another building so I rarely see her.  She will take me to Costco tomorrow for lunch.  This will be fun and memorable.  I can’t wait.

Ana has no idea I have a Costco blog.

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Text – John Charm

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This text took place before St. Patrick’s Day.  My sample lady cut me a huge chunk of corn beef brisket just for me.  I had to brag it to somebody.

“John Charm” is a well known phrase to my friends.

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Maury Splits

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It’s almost Christmas time at Costco.

Today I went to Costco and looked everywhere for the first sign of Christmas.  But, I couldn’t find any.  So I drank a sample cup of Vitamix juice and went back to work.  I will look again next week.

Maury Splits

I still record Maury show and watch them after work.  I love Maury Show so much that, last year, I traveled 3000 miles to Stamford Connecticut to attend Maury Show.  Here’s my blog about the trip on December 2016

On Maury Show, there is a special move – we call it “Maury Splits”.  Sometimes, when female guests want to express her feelings, they may do splits on stage.  For example, one might say “I am so positive you are the father, I will do the splits.”  Then she would proceed to spread her legs on live stage.  If you think about it, it makes a perfect sense.  She must feel very positive about what she’s saying in order for her to do splits on stage.  So, we tend to give her more credit for it.  Maury Splits is a powerful tool to persuade audience.

You don’t always see the splits on Maury Show, it’s a special treat.

You may do Maury Splits when you are happy.  You may do Maury Splits when you are frustrated.  You may do Maury Splits when you want to prove your innocence.  Maury Splits is a versatile body language, kind of like the word “Aloha”  – except for spreading of legs.

Maury Splits is fun, rare, and special.  Check it out.

Talk to you later.  Aloha!

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